Story with three words

Make a story using only three words. Try to add as best as you can. I'll start.

Once upon a

time there was

a rapist who

stoped the rapeing

cause he is

a gay person

who only would

eat a men.

So one day

he saw a

man who liked

kissing old grandpas

then he decided

to have sex

With GM Noobkiller (noobkiller is now one word so deal with it )

No it isnt. You messed up the story -.-

and he punched

his best friend (did not ruin the story only...made it better ^^)

named Exodus and

Ate a chimichenga

then went back

and pummeled Ryuciel

Then made love (ooooh guess with whoo =) )

with GM Noobkiller

and he dumped

His lil Kids