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GM Noob Killer
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| | Subject: Yo Momma Jokes! Sat May 16, 2009 5:09 pm | |
| Post your best ones here!
Yo momma so ugly that when she jumped in the lake, the lake jumped back! | |
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Exodus
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Mon May 25, 2009 3:31 pm | |
| YO mama so fat she filled the bath tub before turning on the water. Lol jk dont kill me xD | |
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GM Noob Killer
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Mon May 25, 2009 3:52 pm | |
| Yo momma so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball
Nah jk | |
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Exodus
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Mon May 25, 2009 5:36 pm | |
| Yo mama so dumb that she was stupid. Owned son! (Jk) | |
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GM Noob Killer
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Mon May 25, 2009 5:39 pm | |
| Lame.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight. BAM (jk) | |
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Exodus
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Tue May 26, 2009 3:24 pm | |
| Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind!  thats how its done boi  | |
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GM Noob Killer
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Tue May 26, 2009 4:18 pm | |
| Lol.
Yo momma so ugly when she looked in the mirror she saw you! Damn burned son!
Jk | |
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Exodus
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Tue May 26, 2009 4:28 pm | |
| Ohhh that was cold....*looking into dark material  * Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck Ahahahaha...(jk but seriously this one owns ures  ) | |
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GM Noob Killer
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Tue May 26, 2009 4:40 pm | |
| Mine trumped yours big time.
Yo momma so stupid when I told her drinks were on the house, she went and got a ladder.
Yo momma so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a curb. | |
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Exodus
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Tue May 26, 2009 5:38 pm | |
| Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please" Hahha you can't beat the calssics.   | |
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GM Noob Killer
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Tue May 26, 2009 5:46 pm | |
| Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can I asked her what she was doing She said she was moving | |
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Exodus
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Tue May 26, 2009 5:52 pm | |
| that doesn't beat it...Anyways, I'l post another to just overkill you and I win Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it! | |
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GM Noob Killer
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Tue May 26, 2009 6:01 pm | |
| Yo momma so strange she invented a water-proof teabag. | |
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Exodus
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Wed May 27, 2009 3:20 pm | |
| Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. and...Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Ha i win  | |
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GM Noob Killer
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Wed May 27, 2009 4:17 pm | |
| I already know that one. Yo momma's so nasty, they press her face into cookie dough to make monster cookies. You got pwned | |
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Exodus
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Wed May 27, 2009 4:40 pm | |
| YO mamma is so stupid she bring 2 pants when she goes golfing incase she gets a hole in one.
thats how its done | |
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GM Noob Killer
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Wed May 27, 2009 4:41 pm | |
| Yo momma so stupid when she missed bus 44 she took two Bus 22's
Game over boy
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Exodus
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Wed May 27, 2009 4:45 pm | |
| Ah not quite.... Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall and not done yet YO mama so dumb she invented a silent car alarm. done old school style | |
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GM Noob Killer
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Wed May 27, 2009 4:47 pm | |
| If she's so dumb, how'd she invent it?
Yo momma so stupid, she puts lipstick on her head to make-up her mind
Yo momma so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back | |
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Exodus
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Wed May 27, 2009 4:51 pm | |
| - GM Noob Killer wrote:
- If she's so dumb, how'd she invent it?
Yo momma so stupid, she puts lipstick on her head to make-up her mind
Yo momma so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back already said that one boi, runin out of material? Yo mammas so fat I got on the train last night - they had a new sign up reading - "Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR Yo Mama" | |
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GM Noob Killer
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Wed May 27, 2009 4:52 pm | |
| Fine my bad. Didn't read.
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up
Yo momma so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut
Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus | |
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Exodus
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Wed May 27, 2009 4:56 pm | |
| ha, this one owns both
YO motha's so ugly when she walked into the Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application! | |
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GM Noob Killer
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Wed May 27, 2009 4:57 pm | |
| Already heard that one.
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone | |
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Exodus
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Wed May 27, 2009 5:11 pm | |
| My mom could alphebitize M&M's by color o-o. Yo mama so deformed she has wooden boobs and breast feeds beavers ah don't cry yet I ain't done yet boi Yo mama is a carpenter's dream - flat as a board and so easy to nail... Ah and here comes the over kill Yo mama's a hardware store - only 10 cents a screw. Owned... (Got Huni permission saying as long as it has no language) | |
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GM Noob Killer
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| | Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Wed May 27, 2009 5:15 pm | |
| Yeah sure.
Yo mama's so poor, when I rang the doorbell she leaned out the window and said "DING!"
Yo mama's so poor, I came over for dinner and saw 3 beans on the table, I took one and she said "Don't be greedy."
Yo mama's so poor, the bank repossessed her cardboard box.
Yo mama's so stupid that she thought that babies came from the infantry
Yo momma so stupid she eats cereal with a fork to save milk
Getting tired?
Yo mama's so hairy, she could be sold as a Chia pet
Yo mama's so old, she farts dust | |
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