Yo Momma Jokes!

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lol that was just a bunch of nub jokes put into one here goes mine

YO mama like a railroad track she gets laid all over the country.

Yo mama like a door knob cos everybody gets a turn!

Ah, but if you though you won you are sadly mistaken,

Yo mama so ugly only my dog would fall for her, btw he says the money is under the pillow

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Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

lol i know it sucks but whatever im not in this lil mama fight

Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Wed May 27, 2009 5:36 pm

Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts

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Yo mama's so ugly people go to the zoo and pay extra to not see her. Aha! And yo mama so stupid she double posts Mad

what now

Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Wed May 27, 2009 5:44 pm

I didn't double post.
Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fits all" to "One size fits most"

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Lol your mom double posted not you >.> anyways this will be the last one for the night,
Yo momma like Pizza Hut not there in 30 minutes...it's free.

Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Wed May 27, 2009 5:50 pm

Yo mama's is so fat, she wore guess jeans and the answer popped out

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Yo mama so ugly they knew what time she was born cuz her face stopped the clock.

Aight it's all over now cheers

Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Thu May 28, 2009 2:14 pm

Yo momma so fat they had to install speed bumps at an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Thu May 28, 2009 4:52 pm

your moms so gay that they invinted yo mama jokes for her >_> btw.... that wasnt suppose to be a joke.

Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Thu May 28, 2009 7:23 pm

Yo momma so ugly when she was born they had to put her in a corner and feed her with a slingshot. Owned son

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Yo mama so ugly when she walked in the bank they turned off the surveillance camera's.

ahaha and i already heard ure slingshot one. Didn't you already post it?

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yoh mama's like your mama'sxxxxxx

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o-o

Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Fri May 29, 2009 4:20 pm

No I didn't already post it.

Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween

Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras

Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her

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GM Noob Killer wrote:: No I didn't already post it.

Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween

Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras

Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her

I already said the second one, your lacking some material eh? Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Subject: Re: Yo Momma Jokes! Fri May 29, 2009 4:34 pm

Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows

Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles

Yo momma so old that when she was in school, there was no history class

Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince

Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired.